Island Mac & Cheese (Cheesus Christos Saves)
We love Patti Labelle. Voice of an angel. Wisdom of a sage. But as tasty as soul food can be, it shows no mercy to your waistline. So Miss Patti shows her love to the community with a healthier mac and cheese recipe. But look at our menu — Irish sea moss, farm to table veggies, 92 vitamins and minerals, vegan this, and vegan that. Do you really want to live to 200? Some do, but some also want to have Haitian Mac and cheese and know what it’s like to feel alive. Haitians are going to make mac and cheese with a minimum of four kinds of cheese (currently 9 kinds of cheese) and creme fraiche (fat is flavor). This combination of savory and fat makes your arteries drool. You won’t need to fight for the corner piece because there are no bad servings of this mac. The Buddha tells us that life is suffering, but this mac says, “Not today. I’m eating well. And I’m having seconds (maybe thirds). I’m going to binge Netfl — feeling sleepy — nap time”.
Or something like that.
We love Patti Labelle. Voice of an angel. Wisdom of a sage. But as tasty as soul food can be, it shows no mercy to your waistline. So Miss Patti shows her love to the community with a healthier mac and cheese recipe. But look at our menu — Irish sea moss, farm to table veggies, 92 vitamins and minerals, vegan this, and vegan that. Do you really want to live to 200? Some do, but some also want to have Haitian Mac and cheese and know what it’s like to feel alive. Haitians are going to make mac and cheese with a minimum of four kinds of cheese (currently 9 kinds of cheese) and creme fraiche (fat is flavor). This combination of savory and fat makes your arteries drool. You won’t need to fight for the corner piece because there are no bad servings of this mac. The Buddha tells us that life is suffering, but this mac says, “Not today. I’m eating well. And I’m having seconds (maybe thirds). I’m going to binge Netfl — feeling sleepy — nap time”.
Or something like that.